...you might be a guitar freak.

ALBD · #1 03-23-2021, 11:02 AM

Let's move away from snobbery Jeff Foxworthy style.

If you _______________, you might be a guitar freak.

As in If you have more than 2 capos, you might be a guitar freak.

Steve DeRosa · #2 03-23-2021, 11:18 AM

...belong to AGF...

Matt_Ellis · #3 03-23-2021, 11:26 AM

If you have 3 or more sets of new guitars strings you're waiting to try

If each of your guitars has its own special strap

If each of your guitars has its own capo matching its fretboard radius

bfm612 · #4 03-23-2021, 11:28 AM

If you scream "Martin D-18!" while making love to your wife, you might be a guitar freak.

Scotso · #5 03-23-2021, 11:30 AM

If you spend more on strings, straps, cases, capos, polish, etc etc than you do on lessons.

llew · #6 03-23-2021, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve DeRosa

...belong to AGF...

^^^^^Best answer right here^^^^

J Patrick · #7 03-23-2021, 12:10 PM

...if you’re fingertips are always gunmetal gray...

Terry_D · #8 03-23-2021, 12:14 PM

-smell the sound hole every time you take a guitar out of it's case,

llew · #9 03-23-2021, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by J Patrick

...if you’re fingertips are always gunmetal gray...

And have permanent indentations!

Rogerblair · #10 03-23-2021, 12:16 PM

If you’re thinking about your next guitar purchase while driving home from the guitar store with your new guitar in the back seat....

..or at least that’s what I’ve heard.

Rb

llew · #11 03-23-2021, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry_D

-smell the sound hole every time you take a guitar out of it's case,

Doesn't everybody do that?

Deliberate1 · #12 03-23-2021, 12:29 PM

You name your children Martin, Gibson and Taylor - irrespective of sex.
And your two dogs Huss and Dalton.
David

sford52 · #13 03-23-2021, 01:03 PM

If your youtube history and recommendations consist of guitar instruction, guitar songs, guitar construction, and guitar gear.. you might be a guitar freak.

Pattern · #14 03-23-2021, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by llew

And have permanent indentations!

I’ve got the indentations and abused look going on but I’m missing the gunmetal grey. What am I doing wrong?!? I want to make sure strangers know that I spend my time jamming my fingertips onto metal wires. Hehee

And yes my YouTube recommendations tell a tale of guitar/nirvana mayhem.

If you have more guitars on your couch than pillows I suppose you’re a guitar freak.

If you have more guitars than food items in your house...freak.

Dru Edwards · #15 03-23-2021, 02:13 PM

If you spend more time Toneriting your guitar than playing it.