What happens if you Tone-Rite a torrefied top?

[Gasworker]

Comedy is harder than it appears

[SongwriterFan]

Originally Posted by Marshall

"Tora, tora, tora !"

Excellent answer!

Originally Posted by BlackmoresNight

Controversial topic and the OP hasn't posted in the thread since yesterday, he must be a troll.

Some of us can't spend 24/7 here.

Originally Posted by Guitar1083

he had a serious question, and we turned it into joke

Semi-serious question, I suppose. Really, just an "attention grabbing' thread title . . . and noting that I was actually doing it.

I think you read/played it just right.

Originally Posted by devellis

Someone is bound to try it (Tone-Riting a torrefied guitar) at some point, I suppose.

I had hoped that my original post made it clear that I WAS trying it.

Originally Posted by Gasworker

Comedy is harder than it appears

Apparently so.

[harmonics101]

What happens when you Tone-Rite a rock ?

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[SongwriterFan]

Originally Posted by harmonics101

What happens when you Tone-Rite a rock ?

Earthquakes. . . . which will be blamed on frac'ing.

[harmonics101]

Originally Posted by SongwriterFan

Earthquakes. . . . which will be blamed on frac'ing.

Obviously , this thread is packed full of lots of useful information ,

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[SongwriterFan]

Originally Posted by harmonics101

Obviously , this thread is packed full of lots of useful information ,

Indeed, it is.

[mc1]

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[DavidE]

You put a tear in the space-time continuum.


OR


It's like crossing the streams from two protopacks.

[packy]

Sorry about this but has anyone even contemplated what would happen if you torrefied a Tone-Rite?

[Dwight]

Originally Posted by packy

Sorry about this but has anyone even contemplated what would happen if you torrefied a Tone-Rite?

Best answer!

[Guitar1083]

Originally Posted by packy

Sorry about this but has anyone even contemplated what would happen if you torrefied a Tone-Rite?

Do you mean - two Tone-Rites on one Terrified Top?

[MikeD]

Originally Posted by Gasworker

Comedy is harder than it appears

Apparently so. Guess that's why you all have day jobs, huh?

[Dreadfulnaught]

Well, there are the three Ts of guitar: Tone Rite, torrified top, and tortoiseshell picks. You can have any two of the three, but all three simultaneously make the instrument so loud it can damage people's hearing and break windows.

Also, if you use the Tone Rite on a Hound Dog resonator guitar, be sure to use it only 1/7 of the usual time period.

[Dreadfulnaught]

Originally Posted by Guitar1083

Do you mean - two Tone-Rites on one Terrified Top?

Everyone knows they would cancel each other out and it's just back to square one. Now stop being silly.

This thread reminds me of the time I taped buttered toast to my cat's back, butter side up , then dropped her. Since toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, this produced a duality of outcome, a dilemma that nature could not solve, hence the cat simply levitated in midair.
I could never repeat the results of the experiment because the cat fled in terror.

This is entirely b.s. of course, but anyone who will buy a Tone Rite will probably buy this story as well.

[billder99]

"What happens if you Tone-Rite a torrefied top?"

DON'T DO IT! The dilithium crystal, she's goin' to blow Captain!