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Originally Posted by samcatluth

This is the charter meeting of the first gas anonymous. We acknowledge that are gas is out of control and with the help of others and a higher power we will overcome temptation. We admit that there is no cure. We agree to abide by the following commandments to reduce temptation.

1. Thou shalt not surf the internet for guitar porn.
2. Thou will end all subscriptions to guitar magazines.
3. Never enter a music store for the rest of one's life.
4. Listening to guitar music is forbidden.
5. All guitars in one's possession must be kept under lock and key to be viewed once per year.
6. Catalogs from the mail must be destroyed upon receipt.
7. Gifts of guitars from others must be destroyed or sold within 24 hours.
8. It is a sin to look at and lust over pictures of guitars.
9. Fantasizing about a guitar purchase is a mortal sin.
10. Other instruments with strings shall not be substituted for guitars.

I can't.... i can't......... I am a big failure