Get him a McPherson. According to Keith Harkin, one of the McPherson artists and a hardcore fundamentalist Christian, McPherson "just gives them away to everyone" (there's literally a YouTube video of him saying this, in one of the live performance videos with David Bakey). If you wrote out your pastor's entire story, including the whole being a shepherd and what have you, to be consistent and not unfair, they should hook him up.
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